Baby Wigs!

got it from Carla, who got it from here: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-new-disturbing-trend-baby-wigs/

New Disturbing Trend: Baby Wigs

Posted by: Ami Angelowicz Filed In: Style
3:15PM, Friday December 11th 2009

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SandraRose.com

SandraRose.com featured this sad story of a mother (her name was kept anonymous, probably better for her safety) who got really sick and tired of her baby being so … bald. “It’s never too early for my baby to start looking glamorous like Beyonce!” said the mother. What did she decide to do about the problem? She gave her kid some long, luxurious locks, natch. Don’t worry, she didn’t get her a weave, which could be painful and dangerous for baby’s head. She got her a less dangerous, yet still fiercely fashionable, lace front wig. “I wouldn’t be caught dead without my lace front and my baby won’t either,” this doting mother explained. OK. I’m not laughing anymore. Does this scare the crap out of anyone else? I don’t know whether to cry or call Child Protective Services. What if this trend catches on? Then what’s next? Thong diapers? [SandraRose.com]

say anything

surprise say anything concert tonight! it was super small, invite only in the studio at webster hall.

their new haircuts look soooo cute! holy cow! Alex T. Kent was my favorite.

Also, I submitted questions for Steven to ask John Mayer when he interviews him on Friday. I'll be super excited if he answers something I asked.

So at the Say Anything show, this weirdo older guy comes up to me and Allison and says he works there, and he'd give us 2 drink tickets each if he laid down on his stomach and we stood on his back for the set!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?!! it was so creepy and weird.

Weirdest day of my life. read the last part if anything.

today started off sloppy because I was so tired after the rx bandits show last night. I get to work and prepare everything for our video screening meeting, except there is no picture on the tv. things were unplugged, wires were out...whoever used it last sucks. nobody could get it to work, so we had to watch them in my bosses office.

(this image is extremely exaggerated)

this was after many confusing emails in my inbox.

then these new segments i have to program were the most confusing things to figure out, so those made my head spin.

then i packed up the dresses i bought online to return them, and brought them down to the mailroom so UPS could pick it up. an hour later i realize i packed a top in there that I was supposed to exchange at jcpenney, with the receipt too! sooooo that company is getting their 2 dresses back, plus my top :(

i left work early to go to a tailor to get this dress i bought at a sample sale taken in. Sarah's friend recommended this chinese woman, Linda, so i went to her. the directions were to walk down the street until i saw a green railing, walk in past all the pashmina scarves, stay to the left, and Linda will be all the way in the back.

I found her because she had a tape measure around her neck. she hardly spoke english. we'll see how that dress comes out.

then i met up with marisa at bloomingdales, and on the way i stepped in a puddle deeper than my rainboot, soooooo that sucked.

we went to eat at 'witch craft which is in her gym, and Claire Danes walked in. We confused her with Gweneth Paltrow.

then we went to what we though was going to be an awesome dance performance at PS122 called "Why Won't You Let Me Be Great" where choreographers interpret songs off Kanye's 808s album and dance to them. Marisa thought it was going to be kids dancing. WRONG! so so so so WRONG. it was the most disturbing thing I've ever experienced. Here's the worst of what we saw in a nutshell:

a woman undressing herself , peeing in a plastic cup, rubbing granola all over her naked privates, then pouring the pee over her head.

THAT IS NOTHING LIKE "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE," OR LITTLE KIDS DANCING!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

here's the article MTV wrote about what I saw, except Kanye himself was there watching it all the night before I went.http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1617366/20090731/west_kanye.jhtml

omg. today started weird, and ended at the most extreme form of weirdness/disturbance i've ever experienced.

now im watching the spanish ugly betty. i don't even speak spanish. i don't know what to do with myself.

nhl

i just went to a sports bar to watch a hockey game.

somehow, it did't turn out the same way

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Now playing: Mandy Moore - Looking Forward
via FoxyTunes I did something like that once, except it was with chocolate. i don't remember who was there, but we were having a chocolate fondue snack and i decided it would be a great idea to cover my lips in chocolate, then i think i tried to stick sprinkles on them...either way, it did not look like that picture. I have a picture of my attempt somewhere, but not here. I think its on my sidekick which my lil bro now has.

sometimes i do really weird things.